I Just Can't Stand Anymore of This Guy!

In his speech to the nation tonight, George Bush donned the cloak of courage and proclaimed, "Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me."

How bloody noble of him to so unequivocally accept the responsibility that everybody else has been aware for some time lies with him. What a little toad. Any decent human being would have used this occasion to proclaim that the job is far beyond his capabilities and it's past time for him to resign, but he made it clear years ago that that's a category he's never belonged to. When do the impeachment hearings start?