Trivial Matters

When told that the "runaway bride" had negotiated a TV deal so she could profit from her little episode, the intrepid DA who bravely prosecuted her, thereby protecting the people of Gwinnett County from, well, nothing of any significance, wearily intoned, "I guess that says more about this whole case than anything else that has happened. I'm really sort of disgusted by the whole thing."

He then asked if anybody was interested in the mini-series he's working on, "The Man Who Brought the Runaway Bride to Justice."