They're Birds, You Nitwit

In a story about species evolving to adapt to global warming, William Bradshaw, a guy studying this phenomenon, is quoted as saying, "Take great tits for example," then goes on to explain how these birds are adapting. I'd like to think that Mr. Bradshaw has waited his whole career for the chance to be quoted saying that. Perhaps he went into the field of studying birds for just that reason. It's because of that possibility that I'm making this entry; to extend by just that little bit Mr. Bradshaw's moment in the sun. It has nothing at all to do with me having a juvenile sense of humor.